Grace in the Movies

So you're exclaiming WTF!? You got a movie deal? Hah, I wish. But no.

My friend Jon and I have fairly ridiculous conversations on a regular basis and I'm talking to him about getting a Publicist or a Manager - someone to deal with all of the marketing crap that I don't want to do or deal with.  And invariably, our conversations lead to movies. This is what happened today. The names have not been changed to protect the innocent. Fuck him. He's not innocent.  And I say that with as much love as one platonic friend can have for another.

Jon: books spoil their films so i tend to watch films :P

Me: I don't think that Grace is getting a film honey

Jon:mmm film honeys
look if some idiot paid for Book of Eli or Sucker Punch
you can have a goddamn movie

Me: I want a god damned movie!

Jon: that's better

Me: or at least someone to purchase the god damned rights to the movie
I also need a rich husband who will buy me a new laptop so I can write in the comfort of my deck chair

Jon: almost seems like it could be another kate beckinsale in tight rubber pants movie

Me: she'd have to wear Cargo pants, but yeah, I can see Kate as Grace

Jon: tight rubber cargo pants...work with me lol

Me: okay tight rubber cargo pants.

So if anyone decides to buy the rights - Please keep in mind that only Kate Beckinsale in tight rubber cargo pants will do. <.<

That is all.